Looked through my old journals and ran across this, so I'm doing it again for kicks.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery
. I think I realized it that night in your camping car
and I saw you Carve your initials into the crazy monk
. I'm sure you're ashamed
enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
. I'm returning your ring
to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies
as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget the incarnation as an eskimo
Here, have a Phantom Glomp!!